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If you are here for the thrilling body and conclusion of Rhino Assult Saga from Zone Grise school newspaper, click on this link or find it under the Weird Tales section. Rest assured, it's damn amazing.

Matt's beginning the arduous task of typing up his many articles. The first one is I Wanna Rock! I think it's a very good article which produces a strong connection with the reader. Also, it should be noted that there is some swearing in his article, so if you are offended by foul language, leave my website. I would not want any of your sissy germs to somehow travel through your mouse, only to voyage by the internet, finally reaching me through my keyboard and thus infecting me. Converting me to your kind. The Sissy. You people disgust me.

I've realized that the counter I have on the bottom of the page might produce some pop-ups on this page. If this bothers you, figure out how I can have a counter for free. If you can't figure it out, don't whine about it.

A little Buff World update; Seb's e-mail has yet again changed. This brilliant fellow enlists with mail servers that crash months after he signs up of their services. You can find his new address in the Buff World Section. Also, keep in mind that in order to have new content in that section, Seb wants real questions to answer.

Feel free to e-mail me with comments and suggestions for the site. Also, if  you've got a article you'd like me to post up on the site, send it over, if it's funny, you'll see it here. Any feedback I receive will be posted in an article or something I'm thinking of doing.

I'm thinking I might do an editorial called "Why Phil is a douchebag" . See, this weekend was my school's safe prom, and like at any great functions where many people attend, there was karaoke. Now here is the thing. I can't sing. Really, I can't. I've got the vocal range of Dexter Holland (have you ever heard his live stuff?). Anyways, my friend Phil got the brilliant idea of writing up a request for "Girls just want to have fun" with the name Simone Landry as the interpreter (Get it? Not only does he embarrass me, but he calls me a girl too! Hilarious!). So when they announce this, my stomach just falls. I'm hoping to God that he'll realize there are no Simone Landry in the room and the whole thing will pass off with a few chuckles. No such luck. My other great an loyal friend, Dom, yells out "Simon!" and before you know it there is a chant to get me up on stage. I obviously modestly refuse this offer, but the karaoke guy tells me, and I loosely quote "Either you come up right now or I get you up here." That's when I realized I was not getting out of that situation. I slowly walk up to stage and I stand there, like a moron, waiting for the music to start (At the time I had no idea what song Phil had chosen for me.). I think it's at this point that the Karaoke Guy had the generosity to get a few girls to come up and sing with me, what a nice guy. Basically, I just stood there stiff as a board for the whole song and attempted to sing. I am so glad all the girls came up with me, I think I would have literally shat my pants had I been there alone. And that's the end of that story. Although I did get Phil back, good. Here what I did, I put his name down to do "Like a Virgin". It sorta backfired though, he really got into it and everyone thought it was great. Ironically I had to leave so I didn't see it.

In other news, Sam's got a new editorial on how to find a job. Frankly I can't relate to that article because I have a job I love with awesome people which pays above minimum wage (Just a little envy fuel).

Man, has it ever been a long time since my last update! In fact, this post will most-likely not be online until next week.

I finally typed up Matt's article on the whole world being stupid. I hope you'll like it. He's got a whole lot more editorials coming up if he can just type them.

Dave made an addition to his Oral Presentation article, with the help of Deny as I recall. I find that article damn funny and the addition is no exception.

What's more, I posted the "Girl Next Door" review Mike and I wrote wrote a few weeks back after our second screening of this wonderful film. For the record, Matt was there; and he liked it.

Bad news! I can't upload the updates as quick anymore due to the fact that Sebastien isn't keeping his server. That means that the site will now be hosted by Sacohjin.

In other news, I am canning the "News that Matters" section on Mike's advice. There isn't enough funny stuff to write about on a daily basis. I'm moving it to the Editorials. As Mike said, and I agree, a news post thing seem out of place in an editorial environment.

As for Seb (from the Hetero Buff World), he said that he needs some real questions to the Buff World before the can write some more of his oddly witty material.

Oh, and I changed the article "American Idol, more like Ameri-coon Idol" to a less offensive "American Idol is Racist" (again) on Mike's advice. I hope you agree with this.

Bless that Deny and his clever ways to drive traffic to the site. Using College Humor, we apparently can get some traffic! All without TupperWare banners! The third frame from the top explains this process.

I also added a little frame on the side that will list the content updates. Thanks to Seb for that idea. And speaking of Seb, that freaky little imp had a link to some weird gay bodybuilder thing on his article. I obviously got rid of that junk. 

P.S. I still need help getting rid of the question marks!

Take this in note, banners exchanges are stupid. For the 160 ads that were shown here, I got an astronomical 2 outside visitors! Maybe if my site was about TupperWare, then I'd get more exposure. Damn TupperWare ads! Seems to me all that was showing up on that banner was another damn "Reorganize your junk with these dinky plastic containers" banners. Maybe what you need is a girlfriend so you can reorganize your life! Damn cheap ads on my site. Well it's not going to stand! The HTML code is gone! This will not be a capitalist propaganda brainwashing station like so many other WebPages! No sir!

Well, that's it for today. That was a completely unnecessary post but it added content. And at the end of the day, that's all that matters.

So I subscribed with this banner service to drive some traffic to the site. I checked out the sites that appear on the banner and none have banners themselves. I'm starting to think I got gypped. Regardless, I'm going to try it for a little while and see what it gives me. I just thought I should explain the sell-out banner.

Simon, April 23rd, 2004